Smiley (2012) [REVIEW]
It might come from my background in working in movie theaters, but the whole culture of posters really fascinates me. Just the idea of trying to sell your movie […]
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [REVIEW]
The memories of actually going to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre resonate far more with me than the actual film itself. I went to an afternoon showing of this […]
The Loved Ones (2009) [REVIEW]
A few weeks ago, I watched Snowtown, which is a movie about Australia’s worst serial killer. The amount of people he killed? 11. ONLY 11. Not that 11 dead […]
House of Wax (2005) [REVIEW]
GO AHEAD ASSHOLES, START TALKING SHIT RIGHT NOW. I’m sure you’re saying, “LOL this movie is sooooo bad even though I have never seen it LOL,” but you can all […]
Wai dor lei ah yut ho (Dream Home) (2010) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, is that seriously the translation of the title?! I need more goddamned culture! I had no idea you needed six words in one language to translate to […]
Vacancy (2007) [REVIEW]
Why am I watching a movie that no one really liked five years after it came out? GOOD FUCKING QUESTION! I wish I had a better answer other than […]
Detention (2011) [REVIEW]
I saw this movie popping up on quite a few “Best of 2011” lists, and pretty much the same amount of “Worst of 2011” lists. What gives, guys?! How […]
V/H/S (2012) [REVIEW]
Aren’t we all pretty fucking sick of found footage horror movies? Yes, yes we are. It seems as though any time that people are in a movie theater and […]
Rites of Spring (2011) [REVIEW]
I think AJ Bowen is just great. Granted, I’ve only seen a few of his movies, but every movie he is in he brings a terrifying intensity, yet there’s […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) [REVIEW]
You really didn’t expect me to watch the first two movies and NOT watch the third and final film, did you?! STOP BEING IDIOTS, GUYS. Although, to be fair, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 