Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) [REVIEW]
Fuuuuuuuuck me this was a pile of shit. It starts a few years after Halloween 5 left off, but Danielle Harris isn’t in this one. BULLSHIT. However, some lady […]
Monthly Archives: February 2011
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) [REVIEW]
Nope, certainly no Michael Myers to be found in this one! Instead, we get a different kind of terrifying tale. Some dude gets attacked by some other dude in […]
There’s been some changes ’round these parts…
You might notice, or not notice, the new layout of the page. I guess I should have fucked around with the theme options earlier on in my blogging career, seeing […]
Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) [REVIEW]
These straight to video comic book movies are really a crapshoot. The first one I saw was The Ultimate Avengers, which was the first one Marvel produced. It was […]
Halloween II (1981) [REVIEW]
And here we go! The next series of films in the popular franchise tirade of anger are going to be the Halloween films. Having already reviewed the first, fourth, and […]
The results are in!
No, not the results of my HIV test! I have that, by the way. And no, not the test on whether or not I’m pregnant, because people with HIV can’t […]
The Social Network (2010) [REVIEW]
David Fincher, director of incredible films such as Zodiac, Fight Club, and Se7en, is directing a movie about Facebook. Wait, what the fuck? Is that really what was happening?! […]
TMNT (2007) [REVIEW]
Remember how pumped I was on this movie coming out? I do! I was a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles growing up, and saw the first […]
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Considering I make Rampaige watch so many horror movies, it’s payback time. She is making me watch this film, and will probably try to paint my nails and braid […]
Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
The Wolfman Cometh 