The Village (2004) [REVIEW]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
Humans are pretty big pieces of shit, aren’t they? Just in general, we walk around like a bunch of sophisticated beings, but we’re just a bunch of animals that […]
I already saw V/H/S/2 and it’s a lot of fun. I’ve also seen You’re Next, which is a lot of fun, and remember the first V/H/S? Did you know that […]
Are there people out there who still don’t know the ending to The Sixth Sense? I’d be willing to be that if you just walked up to people on […]
I DON’T LIKE SUPERMAN. I know, that sounds relatively cliché to say, but it’s true. There haven’t really been any Superman stories or movies or anything that I’ve really connected with […]
Ya know what’s pretty awkward? Watching The Devil’s Advocate with your mom. I mean, not the mom of whoever is reading this, because odds are I haven’t watched ANY […]
Horror movies are pretty cool, right? I watch a lot of them without knowing what they’re about, but just watch it based on the name. A few years ago […]
Do I really need to tell you guys why I was going to see this movie? I just told you last week in Yup, I’m Seeing That (Volume 3)! […]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE “RED LIGHTS”!? ARE THEY SPOOKY?! ARE THEY SCARY?! ARE THEY WHAT PREVENT ME FROM DRIVING THROUGH INTERSECTIONS?! These are the questions I had going into Red […]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]