The People Under the Stairs (1991) [REVIEW]
Haven’t I seen this movie before? I must have seen this movie before. The only problem with trying to remember whether or not I had seen it was the […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, since when does the number “one thousand” not require a comma?! Grammatical errors aside, I remember this movie only existing as a rumor for quite a few […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) [REVIEW]
Not to be one of those “I saw this movie before you had even heard of it” kinds of guys, but, that’s what happened with the first movie. See! Look! […]
Zombie Strippers! (2008) [REVIEW]
With all of the insane movies that have been released over the past few years, it seems quite tame to have a movie involving zombies and strippers. But at […]
Sorry guys, but I’m not dead
I know that’s what you’ve all been thinking! You’ve been wondering why it’s taken me so long to post ANYTHING here at all, and there’s two reasons. The first reason […]
DC’s new Batman and Birds of Prey [REVIEW]
Batman This title set the internet on fire when it was released this week, if by “internet” I am referring to “comic book websites”. A lot of people were claiming […]
George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
Good luck finding out which fucking installment of this “franchise” I’m talking about, since nobody can seem to agree on what the fuck the titles should be. I think […]
Abduction Movie Poster: Negating Art and/or Science Since 2011
Well, of course I won’t be seeing this movie. What are you, an idiot? I think I accidentally saw the trailer and it looked terrible, and it really just seems […]
House of Bones (2010) [REVIEW]
I wish that there was a warning on Netflix (or should I say Qwikster?) that warned me about movies that were made by SyFy. Based on this movie’s description, […]
A Horrible Way to Die (2010) [REVIEW]
What a movie title! Obviously my first thought was that this film was going to be filled with some incredible brutal and creepy death scenes, and I was all for […]
