Insidious (2011) [REVIEW]
Whoa! From the people who brought me Saw AND Paranormal Activity?! Those are the greatest creative horror minds of the past decade! How could I NOT see this?! The […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
127 Hours (2010) [REVIEW]
Whoa, that sure is a long movie! Hahaha! Get it? I’m pretending the movie is 127 hours long, but it’s not. You fucking idiot. I wanted to see this […]
Sunday Suckfest
Time for my favorite search engine terms again! Bring it on! Not the movie Bring It On, sadly, but, you know. Once again, my comments are in italics. texas […]
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000) [REVIEW]
Slowly making some headway on this series, I’ve crossed the halfway point! Yes! This one takes place before the previous film, and has nothing to do with outer space, […]
Altered (2006) [REVIEW]
This is the second movie from one of the creators of The Blair Witch Project, which is a movie I think is a lot of fun, but this one […]
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) [REVIEW]
Oh great, this one takes place in the FUCKING FUTURE. Just what I finally wanted from the Hellraiser movies. We’re on a spaceship and there is a guy controlling […]
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) [REVIEW]
Did you really expect me to watch the first one and not watch the second one? What are you, dumb? I guess I am the dumb one because I also […]
Fantastic Four (2005) [REVIEW]
I think it’s a combination of having just gone to C2E2, knowing that there was going to be a new comic book series called “FF” because Johnny Storm recently […]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) [REVIEW]
I can relate to the title of this film, because I feel that trying to get through the rest of this franchise will be hell on Earth. The Cenobite known […]
Sucker Punch (2011)
……………………………………. ……………….. ………… ………………………… ……….. ….. ………………. HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING! Why the fuck on Earth would I ever see such a stupid piece of shit movie? Here, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 