My Soul to Take (2010) [REVIEW]
FUCK. THIS. SHITTY. MOVIE. I know this is normally the part where I explain to readers why I watched a movie, but I really don’t know how I can get into […]
FUCK. THIS. SHITTY. MOVIE. I know this is normally the part where I explain to readers why I watched a movie, but I really don’t know how I can get into […]
Fucking finally, I can be finished with all of this bullshit. The film starts with a group of friends at the funeral of their other friend, who apparently killed […]
DO I NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY I WATCHED A MOVIE CALLED GRIZZLY RAGE? ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? Oh look, it’s that one scene where that one bear […]
I’ve watched this movie, or rather, attempted to watch this movie, two fucking times already and can still barely remember it. The first time was when I tried to […]
Whose fucking idea was this? Goddammit. Jamie lee Curtis, as Laurie Strode, is in a mental institution. When we thought that she had killed Michael Myers in the previous […]
I saw this movie in fucking THEATERS. Do ya hear me?! IN….THEATERS. And even back then I knew it was bad. Also, based on release date, I’m not even […]
Fuuuuuuuuck me this was a pile of shit. It starts a few years after Halloween 5 left off, but Danielle Harris isn’t in this one. BULLSHIT. However, some lady […]
This one gets to the boobs and killing right away, showing Jason chasing after a naked lady, only to realize she was bait for some military task force who […]
Before even getting this one started, I was really dreading it. Any time this franchise came up in conversation, everybody would make reference to this film and how ridiculous […]
What’s with these fucking titles? Anyways, this one involves telekinetic powers. YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I SAID, FUCKING TELEKINESIS . Some bitch who apparently has these powers gets taken to […]