Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) [REVIEW]
Remember how the last film involved the character of Tommy putting on a Jason mask and wielding a knife at his friend? Well, apparently that shit wasn’t important, because […]
Category Archives: awful horror movies
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) [REVIEW]
This film marks the shit officially hitting the fan, which happens to also be made out of shit, creating a huge explosion of shit all over the place, making everyone […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) [REVIEW]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) [REVIEW]
A few reviews back, I think it was Paranormal Activity 2, I talked all sorts of shit on this movie. Then I realized I had never actually seen it. […]
Borderland (2007) [REVIEW]
Well, ladies and gentleman, I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news? At this point in time, I have ten movies in my […]
Penance (2009) [REVIEW]
Three things that I knew about this movie before watching it: 1) Michael Rooker, 2) psycho killer, 3) strippers. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK UP ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE […]
Dance of the Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
I heard quite a few negative reviews about this film, and then I remember hearing one positive review, so I gave it a shot. I hope that one person […]
Ghost Ship (2002) [REVIEW]
I remember seeing the trailer for this film and immediately knowing how shitty it was going to be. Julianna Margulies going for a theatrical career? Gabriel Byrne not playing […]
Stan Helsing (2009) [REVIEW]
No, your mind isn’t playing tricks on you, here is yet another movie that falls under both horror and non-horror film. Technically, it’s intention is to be a comedy, and […]
