Troll (1986) [REVIEW]
It’s pretty difficult explaining to someone why people purposely pay to see awful movies. Being a huge fan of them, I often find myself having to explain it, and […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Night Train (2009) [REVIEW]
I feel kind of weird as categorizing this film as a “Horror Film”, since it was definitely more of a thriller. However, I really don’t care that much, I […]
The Abandoned (2006) [REVIEW]
I feel like a traitor for writing this review, considering it’s July 4th and all. Confused? Well, this movie was written/directed by a Spaniard, and takes place in Russia, […]
The Last Broadcast (1998) [REVIEW]
When looking into this movie, the three phrases that really jump out at me were “mockumentary”, “murder”, and “Jersey Devil”. Kind of hard to screw that equation up, isn’t […]
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) [REVIEW]
Holy shit did this movie has some monster-sized balls, with a dick to match. I mean that figuratively and literally. I really only vaguely remember the first installment of […]
I Sell The Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
The last time I was in Borders, I happened to check out my favorite magazine about the paranormal, which is the TAPS magazine. They had some sort of awards for […]
Eden Lake (2008) [REVIEW]
This is one of the hardest reviews I will ever have to do in my life. Actually, let me specify. Not that this specific film is the hardest review […]
The Lair of the White Worm (1988) [REVIEW]
Uhhh, what? That’s how I felt about this movie. I wish I could put it in a little more detail, but that’s my immediate reaction. A few months ago, […]
Lady in White (1988) [REVIEW]
This movie is supposedly based on a true legend that takes place in Rochester, NY. There is said to be a woman who roams the town looking for her […]
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) [REVIEW]
This movie is technically the fifth in the Sleepaway Camp series, if you include the partially filmed fourth movie that was released in the Sleepaway Camp DVD box set. […]
