A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) [REVIEW]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) [REVIEW]
Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) [REVIEW]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
Friday the 13th (2009) [REVIEW]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
The Wicker Man (1973) [REVIEW]
I think I had seen this movie once and a half. My first glimpses of it were when my older brother rented it and let me watch it, and […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) [REVIEW]
OH THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT, IT’S THE ORIGINAL FRED KRUEGER MOVIE BITCHES. Honestly, I’ve probably only seen this movie twice, if I’ve even seen it twice. But I am about to start […]
The Strangers (2008) [REVIEW]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
Starship Troopers (1997) [REVIEW]
And here we go again, another blast from the past. Well, by past, I mean blast from the 90’s. At the time this movie was filming, it was estimated […]
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) [REVIEW]
A few reviews back, I think it was Paranormal Activity 2, I talked all sorts of shit on this movie. Then I realized I had never actually seen it. […]
The Wolfman Cometh 