Halloween: Resurrection (2002) [REVIEW]
Whose fucking idea was this? Goddammit. Jamie lee Curtis, as Laurie Strode, is in a mental institution. When we thought that she had killed Michael Myers in the previous […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Look at this shit I got in the mail!
Give me a break, I’m excited, okay?! I normally use my PayPal credit limit to buy shit I don’t need, and these items were no exception! And the fact that […]
WE FUCKING DID IT! FIRST ANNIVERSARY!
It was a rough year, that had its ups and downs. My goal when I started was to post every other day, or at least end up with three to […]
The Amityville Horror (1979) [REVIEW]
I really can’t remember whether I had seen the remake of this movie first of second, but I guess it’s really not important. I was just trying to think […]
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) [REVIEW]
I saw this movie in fucking THEATERS. Do ya hear me?! IN….THEATERS. And even back then I knew it was bad. Also, based on release date, I’m not even […]
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) [REVIEW]
Fuuuuuuuuck me this was a pile of shit. It starts a few years after Halloween 5 left off, but Danielle Harris isn’t in this one. BULLSHIT. However, some lady […]
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) [REVIEW]
Nope, certainly no Michael Myers to be found in this one! Instead, we get a different kind of terrifying tale. Some dude gets attacked by some other dude in […]
Halloween II (1981) [REVIEW]
And here we go! The next series of films in the popular franchise tirade of anger are going to be the Halloween films. Having already reviewed the first, fourth, and […]
Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) [REVIEW]
This one gets to the boobs and killing right away, showing Jason chasing after a naked lady, only to realize she was bait for some military task force who […]
