Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
New Nightmare (1994) [REVIEW]
I really wanted to say something about finally being at the last one, but that’s not even fucking true. I guess depending on how you categorize the movies, technically […]
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) [REVIEW]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) [REVIEW]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) [REVIEW]
Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) [REVIEW]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
Friday the 13th (2009) [REVIEW]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
The Wicker Man (1973) [REVIEW]
I think I had seen this movie once and a half. My first glimpses of it were when my older brother rented it and let me watch it, and […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) [REVIEW]
OH THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT, IT’S THE ORIGINAL FRED KRUEGER MOVIE BITCHES. Honestly, I’ve probably only seen this movie twice, if I’ve even seen it twice. But I am about to start […]
The Wolfman Cometh 