Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
I think I had seen this movie once and a half. My first glimpses of it were when my older brother rented it and let me watch it, and […]
OH THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT, IT’S THE ORIGINAL FRED KRUEGER MOVIE BITCHES. Honestly, I’ve probably only seen this movie twice, if I’ve even seen it twice. But I am about to start […]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
And here we go again, another blast from the past. Well, by past, I mean blast from the 90’s. At the time this movie was filming, it was estimated […]
A few reviews back, I think it was Paranormal Activity 2, I talked all sorts of shit on this movie. Then I realized I had never actually seen it. […]
Really had no fucking clue what this movie was about when it showed up at my house. I had heard it was a classic from the 80’s, but “classic” […]
Not to be confused with Black X-Mas from 2006 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, and Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m talking about the original. I was merely attempting to name […]
