American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, isn’t this a documentary? It is! It is a fucking documentary! How the fuck do you review a documentary?! I think I only reviewed one other […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Monster House (2006) [REVIEW]
Back when I was a projectionist, the trailer for this movie annoyed the FUCK out of me. It started with that little girl singing, and I always had to […]
The Lovely Bones (2009) [REVIEW]
Did I give a shit about this movie when it came out? NOPE. Did I read this book or give a shit about that? NOPE. Why did I watch […]
Nerds + Nerds – Nerds vs. Nerds = NERDS
I’ll admit that the subject of this post doesn’t really make any sense. After my time at the Music Box Massacre over the weekend, and seeing how many horror nerds […]
Abduction Movie Poster: Negating Art and/or Science Since 2011
Well, of course I won’t be seeing this movie. What are you, an idiot? I think I accidentally saw the trailer and it looked terrible, and it really just seems […]
Drive (2011) [REVIEW]
I’ve been flip-flopping over the past day on whether or not to review this movie. I watched it in chunks while working at the movie theater, and I might […]
My Favorite Pixar Films
You already think I’ve gone soft, haven’t you? HAVEN’T YOU?! Well, that’s assuming I was hard in the first place, and–nevermind just realized I am too immature to finish this […]
I tried to watch The Spirit and Dylan Dog: Dead of Night…and failed
Do you guys have any idea how long my Netflix queue is? I’m not trying to brag or anything, but pretty much any movie I have ever heard of, whether […]
Eagle Eye (2008) [REVIEW]
Shia LaBeouf is a stupid douchebag. Well, I think he is, at least. I’m sure you assume that this line of thinking is unwarranted, but after I heard his (possible) […]
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) [REVIEW]
I had started defending this movie from the moment I found out Chris Evans was cast. With Captain America being one of my favorite characters, mostly due in part […]
The Wolfman Cometh 