Thanks to films like That Thing You Do!, Empire Records, and Can’t Hardly Wait, virtually every girl I knew in high school had a crush on Ethan Embry. Additionally, were […]
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING METAL THIS MOVIE IS! Guitars! Flames! Shirtless dudes with tattoos! You guys better strap in, because The Devil’s Candy is certainly NOT for lame-ass poseurs. Or, […]
The last time I saw Katie Sackhoff in a horror movie, it was Oculus, which was complete garbage. The last time I saw Lucy Boynton in a horror movie, it […]
I could only assume this movie involved sitting someone down to watch Andrej Zulawski’s Possession over and over again to see how long it took for someone to transform into […]
Guys, it’s called “Satanic” so of course I’m gonna wanna check it out! Satan is the ultimate bad boy, second only to me. I’d never heard of this movie, […]
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
I first heard about Hellions at the beginning of the year when it premiered at Sundance. That doesn’t mean I remember what people said about it back then because […]
Surely with a name like “Demon,” this movie is a prequel to Demons, right? RIGHT? Okay, well, if it’s not a prequel to Demons, it’s gotta be a romantic […]
I know it will make me sound like a whiny baby, but I always get defensive when a movie could potentially exploit something I love. In the case of […]
What did I know about It Follows? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. It was my first film of the festival and it was a press screening and I had no idea what […]
The Wolfman Cometh 