Piranha 3D (2010) [REVIEW]
What happens when you take Jaws, make it have sex with Deep Blue Sea, while Snakes on a Plane watches? Yup, you get Piranha 3D. It’s kind of sad that […]
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Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) [REVIEW]
I definitely had mixed feelings about the previous installment in the Feast series (Feast 2 Review), but I figured I’d be an idiot for watching parts 1 and 2 and […]
Troll 2 (1990) [REVIEW]
The time has finally come. This review is multiple days in the making. I mentioned I was going to review it a few reviews back, and it’s finally here. […]
Troll (1986) [REVIEW]
It’s pretty difficult explaining to someone why people purposely pay to see awful movies. Being a huge fan of them, I often find myself having to explain it, and […]
Creep (2004) [REVIEW]
I can’t remember exactly how I came across this movie, but it was most likely because of either Rue Morgue or Bloody Disgusting, so I had low standards. I did […]
Chupacabra Terror (2005) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking, because I once stood in your shoes. You’re wondering why this film found it necessary to include the word “terror” in the title, after already […]
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) [REVIEW]
Holy shit did this movie has some monster-sized balls, with a dick to match. I mean that figuratively and literally. I really only vaguely remember the first installment of […]
Splinter (2008) [REVIEW]
This film was recommended to me by a co-worker, and admittedly, I had never heard of it. I didn’t recognize the names of who made it or who was […]
The Burrowers (2008) [REVIEW]
Hopefully I don’t lose too many cool points in saying that I am generally not too big of a fan of westerns. By nature, they are slowly paced, desolate, […]
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) [REVIEW]
I have quite a bit of faith in you, dear readers, that you very quickly understood that this movie is a sequel to The Descent (2005). The original was about […]
The Wolfman Cometh 