You’re Next (2011) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
It’s happened. It’s finally fucking happened. The movie that I’ve been waiting to see after having heard about for two fucking years has finally been viewed by my wolf […]
Tag Archives: slashers
April Fool’s Day (1986) [REVIEW]
Goddammit guys, I feel like such a poser for only having JUST seen April Fool’s Day. Isn’t it like, I don’t know, a “classic” or some bullshit? I remember […]
Come Out and Play (2012) [REVIEW]
Sorry guys, but horror movies involving creepy little kids don’t really do it for me. I guess that out of all the horror movies I’ve seen involving kids, I […]
House at the End of the Street (2012) [REVIEW]
Not including remakes or sequels, there are three big problems that cause horror movie fans to preemptively judge a film by. One of those things would be horror movies […]
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006) [REVIEW]
One of the movies that I’m most excited for this year is You’re Next, which is coming out in August. I have to wait until August to see that shit?! DAMN! […]
Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet (2009) [REVIEW]
Have any of you guys ever played with a Ouija board? Has anything evil ever happened to any of you? Exactly, I didn’t think so. I feel like everyone has […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) [REVIEW]
Even though I only just saw Silent Night, Deadly Night a few weeks ago, I was pretty excited to see that Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 had a […]
Christmas Evil (1980) [REVIEW]
Do I call it Christmas Evil or do I call it You Better Watch Out or do I call it Terror in Toyland? Stupid fucking Troma movies and their […]
Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
Hold Your Breath (2012) [REVIEW]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
