V/H/S (2012) [REVIEW]
Aren’t we all pretty fucking sick of found footage horror movies? Yes, yes we are. It seems as though any time that people are in a movie theater and […]
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Rites of Spring (2011) [REVIEW]
I think AJ Bowen is just great. Granted, I’ve only seen a few of his movies, but every movie he is in he brings a terrifying intensity, yet there’s […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) [REVIEW]
You really didn’t expect me to watch the first two movies and NOT watch the third and final film, did you?! STOP BEING IDIOTS, GUYS. Although, to be fair, […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) [REVIEW]
Did you guys really expect me to watch I Know What You Did Last Summer and NOT watch its sequel?! What are you, some sort of crazy idiot?! I think […]
Candyman (1992) [REVIEW]
Apparently I’ve seen this movie before, but I don’t remember anything about it other than Tony Todd being awesome. That can be said about a lot of movies Tony […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) [REVIEW]
Some of you might be familiar with the phrase “one-two punch”, and not being a boxer, I think it typically means two successive things that accomplish what they were […]
Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut (2012) [REVIEW]
Some of you guys, or as I sometimes say “yous guys”, might be confused as to what this movie is. You might be familiar with a movie known as […]
Urban Legend (1998) [REVIEW]
The late 90’s were a pretty good time to be an attractive TV star who hoped of breaking into movies, wasn’t it? It seems like every other week there […]
Wolf Creek (2005) [REVIEW]
I remember seeing advertisements for this movie as a young boy, and wondered what the fuck all the hype was about. I use the term “young boy” pretty loosely, […]
ChromeSkull: Laid to Rest 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
As much as I wanted to like the first movie, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it. The cover looked pretty cool, but a lack of story didn’t […]
The Wolfman Cometh 