Trailers! Captain America! X-Men: First Class! Boobs!
First off? No boobs. Sorry! And even when I use the word “trailer”, that’s only half correct. Either way, this week we got a chance to see the first actual […]
Monthly Archives: February 2011
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) [REVIEW]
Don’t forget everybody, some of these franchise reviews might be a little shorter, and this one is no exception. This film opens with a recap of the ending of the […]
What do you people want from me?!
I know what you’re thinking…”Wolfman, you’re just posting more bullshit to try to add to your post count!”. Well, yes and no. I’m coming up on a year of doing […]
Friday the 13th (1980) [REVIEW]
Oh fuck. Just typing the title of this post is making me realize I have to start, and finish, another series of shitty sequels. And honestly, this is the […]
The Burning (1981) [REVIEW]
No, I am not writing a review for Rampaige’s last bowel movement. HAHAHA! Take THAT! This is a review for the MOVIE titled “The Burning“. I felt like I had […]
Hatchet II (2010) [REVIEW]
I desperately want to like Adam Green and everything he does. He obviously likes horror films, which is why he makes them, he is from Massachusetts, and he also loves […]
Maniac (1980) [REVIEW]
There are some movies that the first time you see them, you realize immediately how incredible they are. This film wasn’t one of those. The first time I saw […]
Buried (2010) [REVIEW]
Ryan Reynolds….in a box….for an hour and a half?! Oh no! What’s ScarJo gonna do?! Oh, they broke up, nevermind. She’s all mine! Hahahaha! Stay in that box you […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Devil (2010) [REVIEW]
I know that attaching the name M. Night Shyamalan these days makes something laughable, but I don’t completely agree with that. I haven’t seen The Sixth Sense in a […]
The Wolfman Cometh 