Music Box Massacre 7 Recap
This past Saturday, Oct. 15th, I entered myself into a world of pain by subjecting myself to the 7th annual Music Box Massacre, a 24 hour horror movie marathon, sure […]
Yearly Archives: 2011
The Thing (2011)
So what the fuck is it, a prequel or a remake? Can someone please explain this shit to me? Fine, I’ll explain it to YOU, those that didn’t know […]
Comic Books: Words or Pictures?
Yes, I know they are a combination of both words AND pictures, you fucking idiot. I understand that without the art, these would just be a collection of short stories, […]
Trailer Review for The Avengers
Whoa boy! Iron Man 3 sure does look exciting! Wait, this isn’t Iron Man 3? Could have fooled me! The biggest thing that I was worried about, and I’m sure […]
The People Under the Stairs (1991) [REVIEW]
Haven’t I seen this movie before? I must have seen this movie before. The only problem with trying to remember whether or not I had seen it was the […]
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, since when does the number “one thousand” not require a comma?! Grammatical errors aside, I remember this movie only existing as a rumor for quite a few […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) [REVIEW]
Not to be one of those “I saw this movie before you had even heard of it” kinds of guys, but, that’s what happened with the first movie. See! Look! […]
Zombie Strippers! (2008) [REVIEW]
With all of the insane movies that have been released over the past few years, it seems quite tame to have a movie involving zombies and strippers. But at […]
Sorry guys, but I’m not dead
I know that’s what you’ve all been thinking! You’ve been wondering why it’s taken me so long to post ANYTHING here at all, and there’s two reasons. The first reason […]
DC’s new Batman and Birds of Prey [REVIEW]
Batman This title set the internet on fire when it was released this week, if by “internet” I am referring to “comic book websites”. A lot of people were claiming […]
The Wolfman Cometh 