Why Daryl Dixon will never be cool again
You know what movie I thought was cool in high school? The Boondock Saints. You know what movie I realized was incredibly uncool as soon as I got out of […]
You know what movie I thought was cool in high school? The Boondock Saints. You know what movie I realized was incredibly uncool as soon as I got out of […]
BEN AFFLECK BEN AFFLECK BEN AFFLECK. Are we good? Have we gotten that out of our systems now? Whenever I mention that I read comic books, a lot of people […]
Some people might read my reviews or tweets and call me opinionated, others would call me a stupid piece of shit asshole. I guess both groups of people would be […]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
How’s that for a long-ass post title? I was recently cleaning out my bag from Fantastic Fest and saw all those slips of paper you needed to get into the […]
I wish I could say that I had found out about this movie and tracked down a copy, but I can’t. I’m a stupid fucking loser. Instead, it was […]
No guys, this is NOT the John Hodgman comedy special about jokes, no matter how many times you ask me. Yes, the word “ragnarok” is pretty badass, but multiple […]
In just a few days, I’ll be embarking on yet another 24 hour horror movie marathon, this time taking place at the Music Box Theatre. It’s one of my absolute favorite […]
“Hey, Wolfman, didn’t Fantastic Fest end three weeks ago?” SHUT THE FUCK UP, PERSON WHO WOULD ASK ME THAT QUESTION. As you might have recently read in another blog […]
You might have noticed that there has been much activity on here lately, and you’re absolutely right. There hasn’t been. I am currently typing this up on my OWN computer, […]