DC’s new Batman and Birds of Prey [REVIEW]
Batman This title set the internet on fire when it was released this week, if by “internet” I am referring to “comic book websites”. A lot of people were claiming […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
Good luck finding out which fucking installment of this “franchise” I’m talking about, since nobody can seem to agree on what the fuck the titles should be. I think […]
Abduction Movie Poster: Negating Art and/or Science Since 2011
Well, of course I won’t be seeing this movie. What are you, an idiot? I think I accidentally saw the trailer and it looked terrible, and it really just seems […]
House of Bones (2010) [REVIEW]
I wish that there was a warning on Netflix (or should I say Qwikster?) that warned me about movies that were made by SyFy. Based on this movie’s description, […]
A Horrible Way to Die (2010) [REVIEW]
What a movie title! Obviously my first thought was that this film was going to be filled with some incredible brutal and creepy death scenes, and I was all for […]
DC’s new Batman & Robin, Green Lantern, Red Lanterns, and Suicide Squad [REVIEW]
Green Lantern This title caused me a little bit of confusion, because I know that Hal Jordan had his ring taken away from him at the conclusion of the previous […]
Drive (2011) [REVIEW]
I’ve been flip-flopping over the past day on whether or not to review this movie. I watched it in chunks while working at the movie theater, and I might […]
Haunting at the Beacon (2009) [REVIEW]
One thing that I hate is when I read user reviews of horror movies where people try to defend a movie by saying, “It’s so bad that it’s good,” […]
My Favorite Pixar Films
You already think I’ve gone soft, haven’t you? HAVEN’T YOU?! Well, that’s assuming I was hard in the first place, and–nevermind just realized I am too immature to finish this […]
Lake Mungo (2008) [REVIEW]
YES I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP FOR TEN MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE. Just wanted to make sure I got that out of the way before I went any further. Despite […]
The Wolfman Cometh 