Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
I was about to start typing all about how this is yet another “classic” sci-fi from the 80’s that I never got around to watching, but upon further investigation, […]
I think I had seen this movie once and a half. My first glimpses of it were when my older brother rented it and let me watch it, and […]
OH THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT, IT’S THE ORIGINAL FRED KRUEGER MOVIE BITCHES. Honestly, I’ve probably only seen this movie twice, if I’ve even seen it twice. But I am about to start […]
I don’t need to remind you about the most memorable line in this movie, when a little boy looks out his front door, sees aliens, and says “They’re heeeeeere”. Wait, […]
I’ve always kind of hated graffiti. Not so much hated, as much as I just could never get interested in any sort of piece of graffiti. Not that graffiti […]
Choke on a bunch of dicks, suckbags! But no seriously, no reviews lately because it’s all been Christmas movies. Luckily I got new Blu Rays, one less job, and one […]
I’m not going to act like I wanted to see this movie all that much, because, well, I didn’t. In case you read my review for the original TRON […]
The Wolfman Cometh 