Penance (2009) [REVIEW]
Three things that I knew about this movie before watching it: 1) Michael Rooker, 2) psycho killer, 3) strippers. HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FUCK UP ANY COMBINATION OF THOSE […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) [REVIEW]
You may or may not remember my review from only a few weeks ago about the Scott Pilgrim books, and that I mildly enjoyed them (in case you don’t […]
The Children (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marks a highlight in my life. Not really anything related directly to this film, of course, but a personal victory. This film marks the first time Netflix […]
Dance of the Dead (2008) [REVIEW]
I heard quite a few negative reviews about this film, and then I remember hearing one positive review, so I gave it a shot. I hope that one person […]
Feast III: The Happy Finish (2009) [REVIEW]
I definitely had mixed feelings about the previous installment in the Feast series (Feast 2 Review), but I figured I’d be an idiot for watching parts 1 and 2 and […]
Ghost Ship (2002) [REVIEW]
I remember seeing the trailer for this film and immediately knowing how shitty it was going to be. Julianna Margulies going for a theatrical career? Gabriel Byrne not playing […]
Stan Helsing (2009) [REVIEW]
No, your mind isn’t playing tricks on you, here is yet another movie that falls under both horror and non-horror film. Technically, it’s intention is to be a comedy, and […]
Dead Man’s Shoes (2004) [REVIEW]
I’m guessing you have one of two reactions right now. One, you are confused at the fact that I have categorized this film as not only a horror film, […]
Scott Pilgrim [REVIEW]
Some people might call me a poseur, and fuck you if you do, but I only really knew about Scott Pilgrim when I saw the trailer for the film […]
San Diego Comic Con 2010 Video Highlights
I hate to get your hopes up, but no, I did not attend SDCC this year. Nor did I ever attend, for that matter. Unfortunately, any time I tried to […]
