Death Tunnel (2005) [REVIEW]
I’ve been reviewing some pretty cool movies lately, haven’t I? Between the 24 hour movie marathons and the film festival screenings I got to see, I’ve been pretty excited […]
Category Archives: awful horror movies
Smiley (2012) [REVIEW]
It might come from my background in working in movie theaters, but the whole culture of posters really fascinates me. Just the idea of trying to sell your movie […]
Skeleton Man (2004) [REVIEW]
It was probably a year or two ago when I was in a K-Mart and saw some horror movie collections for sale. They were $5 each and had four […]
The Tall Man (2012) [REVIEW]
Have you ever had one of those experiences where you kind of sort of hear things about the movie, think about those things for too long, watch the movie, […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) [REVIEW]
You really didn’t expect me to watch the first two movies and NOT watch the third and final film, did you?! STOP BEING IDIOTS, GUYS. Although, to be fair, […]
Shark Night 3D (2011) [REVIEW]
Can I call this film “Shark Night 3D” if I saw it in 2D during the daytime? Fuck it. As some of you guys who might know me even […]
The Darkest Hour (2011) [REVIEW]
The first I learned of this movie was when a poster appeared at work, alongside posters for Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance and The Hunger Games. It just made […]
A Haunting in Salem (2011) [REVIEW]
Ghosts? Salem, MA? Based on true events? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS MOVIE?! Sure, it was a straight to video release, but since when does that mean […]
House of Bones (2010) [REVIEW]
I wish that there was a warning on Netflix (or should I say Qwikster?) that warned me about movies that were made by SyFy. Based on this movie’s description, […]
Haunting at the Beacon (2009) [REVIEW]
One thing that I hate is when I read user reviews of horror movies where people try to defend a movie by saying, “It’s so bad that it’s good,” […]
The Wolfman Cometh 