I tried to watch The Spirit and Dylan Dog: Dead of Night…and failed
Do you guys have any idea how long my Netflix queue is? I’m not trying to brag or anything, but pretty much any movie I have ever heard of, whether […]
Category Archives: awful horror movies
Boogeyman (2005) [REVIEW]
This movie has been taunting my from our DVD collection for years now. I don’t own it, but Rampaige does. You know how when you’re at Blockbuster and are […]
Chain Letter (2010) [REVIEW]
Between all of the shitty movies I watch, there are occasionally these unique films that stand out amongst everything. There are movies that cause an emotional, sometimes even physical […]
Camp Hell (2010) [REVIEW]
You might also know this movie by the title Camp Hope. No? You don’t? No one else does either. I can’t really remember what caused me to watch this […]
Goblin (2010) [REVIEW]
This movie was another one of those upcoming releases that I found out about through Upcoming Horror Movies that I figured was worth a shot. Why did I feel the need […]
Scream of the Banshee (2011) [REVIEW]
I was trying to learn a little bit more about movies that were coming to DVD that I could review, because I forget things easily, because I’m an idiot. […]
Pelt (2010) [REVIEW]
Alright, so, you see that poster up there? Well, it’s funny, because that poster is almost exactly the same as what the cover of the DVD is. The cover […]
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) [REVIEW]
Fuck. Why do I do these things to myself? When I watched all the Friday the 13th/Halloween/Hellraiser/Nightmare on Elm Street movies, I at least knew there were fans out there […]
Cyrus (2010) [REVIEW]
No, not that John C. Reilly movie that came out the same exact year as this one. I’m talking about the shitty, independent horror movie that also had a […]
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) [REVIEW]
Since I like to be honest with all of my readers, I’d like to admit to you guys that the reason I watched the first movie was to eventually watch […]
