Seventh Moon (2008) [REVIEW]
When it comes to Netflix Instant, beggars can’t be choosers. Rampaige and I have managed to work our way through most films that are even remotely interesting, and now […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Hatchet II (2010) [REVIEW]
I desperately want to like Adam Green and everything he does. He obviously likes horror films, which is why he makes them, he is from Massachusetts, and he also loves […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Devil (2010) [REVIEW]
I know that attaching the name M. Night Shyamalan these days makes something laughable, but I don’t completely agree with that. I haven’t seen The Sixth Sense in a […]
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) [REVIEW]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) [REVIEW]
Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) [REVIEW]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
Night of the Demons (2009) [REVIEW]
Okay, you caught me, knowing that this movie was coming out was what caused me to watch the original a couple weeks ago. I knew this movie wasn’t going […]
30 Days of Night: Dark Days (2010) [REVIEW]
The first time I read 30 Days of Night, I really enjoyed myself. Did I enjoy the second book in the series? Not as much. Just didn’t have the […]
The Deaths of Ian Stone (2007) [REVIEW]
Starting a few years ago, there has been a big resurgence in horror, and a lot of higher budget straight to video stuff. Between the 8 Films to Die […]
