The Dark Half (1993) [REVIEW]
If you’ve been paying any sort of attention to my blog at all, you’ll see that I’ve been thinking a lot about Stephen King lately, which is what led […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
The Amityville Horror (2005) [REVIEW]
Didn’t I see this shit in theaters? Why yes, yes I DID see this shit in theaters! I didn’t really remember anything about this version of the movie, other […]
The Thing (2011)
So what the fuck is it, a prequel or a remake? Can someone please explain this shit to me? Fine, I’ll explain it to YOU, those that didn’t know […]
The People Under the Stairs (1991) [REVIEW]
Haven’t I seen this movie before? I must have seen this movie before. The only problem with trying to remember whether or not I had seen it was the […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) [REVIEW]
Not to be one of those “I saw this movie before you had even heard of it” kinds of guys, but, that’s what happened with the first movie. See! Look! […]
Zombie Strippers! (2008) [REVIEW]
With all of the insane movies that have been released over the past few years, it seems quite tame to have a movie involving zombies and strippers. But at […]
George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
Good luck finding out which fucking installment of this “franchise” I’m talking about, since nobody can seem to agree on what the fuck the titles should be. I think […]
The Messengers (2007) [REVIEW]
I am including two different posters for this movie not because that bitch from Twilight is some super hottie or whatever, I just thought it was hilarious that […]
When a Stranger Calls (2006) [REVIEW]
Yes, I do own this movie on DVD. Why? Well I’ll fucking tell you if you can wait a goddamned second. The first time I saw this movie was […]
Laid to Rest (2009) [REVIEW]
Look at that fucking poster! I will completely own up to the fact that the cover of this movie, and the cover alone, is what made me willing to […]
The Wolfman Cometh 