Laid to Rest (2009) [REVIEW]
Look at that fucking poster! I will completely own up to the fact that the cover of this movie, and the cover alone, is what made me willing to […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Phantoms (1998) [REVIEW]
Faces lined up? White text on the bottom? What is this, the late 90’s?! Oh, right, it is! The day and age where all you needed for a scary […]
Deep Rising (1998) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking…you’re thinking that this movie is Ghost Ship. WELL IT’S NOT, OKAY?! This movie was the ORIGINAL “let’s steal stuff from a cruise ship, only […]
Wrong Turn (2003) [REVIEW]
Have I seen this movie before? Nope. Did I have the poster for this movie? Yup. Why? That’s a rhetorical question, and might only apply if you are blind, otherwise […]
YellowBrickRoad (2010) [REVIEW]
Whose fucking idea was it to make the three words of the title one goddamned word? Not mine, that’s for sure. And as a warning, no, it isn’t really […]
Mirrors 2 (2010) [REVIEW]
I think I might have mentioned in a previous post that the first Mirrors was kind of shitty. Not awful, just not all that good. I watched it because […]
Hunger (2009) [REVIEW]
In an effort to try to find better movies, I have been looking through Netflix and sorting things by their ratings. When it comes to horror movies, I really will […]
The Reaping (2007) [REVIEW]
Believe it or not, but there was a time before Netflix Instant existed, where if you wanted to watch a movie on the computer without downloading it, you had […]
The Possession of David O’Reilly (2010) [REVIEW]
If there’s one thing Rampaige loves, it’s supernatural horror movies. Wait, no, if there’s one thing Rampaige loves, it’s Banner. If there’s two things Rampaige loves, it’s Banner and supernatural […]
Hellraiser: Deader (2005) [REVIEW]
The seventh movie in the franchise has finally done what no other films in the series had done yet, which is finally cast Kari Wuhrer. Supposedly her character has […]
