The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
Category Archives: decent non-horror
The Revenant (2009) [REVIEW]
As you all know, I’m a pretty big deal in the blogging world. Such a big deal that I just spelled it “blooging” and had to go back and correct […]
Holy Ghost People (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS, AM I RIGHT?! I hate fucking genre labels. Is this a dramatic horror movie? Is it a drama […]
Detention (2011) [REVIEW]
I saw this movie popping up on quite a few “Best of 2011” lists, and pretty much the same amount of “Worst of 2011” lists. What gives, guys?! How […]
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) [REVIEW]
I thoroughly enjoy the first two installments of the previous Spider-Man films, but I also encourage remakes if it’s done with the hopes of reinterpreting the source material. I’m pretty sure […]
American: The Bill Hicks Story (2009) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, isn’t this a documentary? It is! It is a fucking documentary! How the fuck do you review a documentary?! I think I only reviewed one other […]
Predators (2010) [REVIEW]
Have I ever seen the first Predator, start to finish? No, I don’t think I have. I know who is in it, and a general idea of what happens, […]
The Hurt Locker (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marked the second year in a row that a movie won best picture at the Oscars and I had no fucking clue what it was. The previous year […]
Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) [REVIEW]
Did you really expect me to watch the first one and not watch the second one? What are you, dumb? I guess I am the dumb one because I also […]
TMNT (2007) [REVIEW]
Remember how pumped I was on this movie coming out? I do! I was a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles growing up, and saw the first […]
The Wolfman Cometh 