All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) [REVIEW]
Now that we’re in the post-Thanksgiving season, it’s the perfect time to seek out holiday-themed horror, with All the Creatures Were Stirring scratching that itch. Not only does the film […]
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Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984) [REVIEW]
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT GRAMMAR IS THAT?! Is it a Christmas where we are tilling soil and we are not supposed to open it? Ugh. Oh well, this movie […]
Elves (1989) [REVIEW]
WOW. GUYS. WOW. HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THIS MOVIE? HOLY FUCK. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I don’t even know where I heard of this movie or where it came from, but, wow. […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) [REVIEW]
I did it! I finally got to the last one! You’ll notice that there’s a return to form with Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker in that […]
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) [REVIEW]
WAIT……WHAT? What the fuck is the name of this movie? Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4? WHAT IS HAPPENING. They put the word that goes at the end at […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989) [REVIEW]
Here we go again! Christmas is nearly upon us so you guys can all anticipate a slew of Christmas horror movies. Since I took care of some of the […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) [REVIEW]
Even though I only just saw Silent Night, Deadly Night a few weeks ago, I was pretty excited to see that Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 had a […]
Christmas Evil (1980) [REVIEW]
Do I call it Christmas Evil or do I call it You Better Watch Out or do I call it Terror in Toyland? Stupid fucking Troma movies and their […]
Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
Gremlins (1984) [REVIEW]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
The Wolfman Cometh 