That Time I Talked to Robert Englund – October 3, 2017
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
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“Can you recommend me a scary movie? That’s on Netflix?”
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
New Nightmare (1994) [REVIEW]
I really wanted to say something about finally being at the last one, but that’s not even fucking true. I guess depending on how you categorize the movies, technically […]
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) [REVIEW]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) [REVIEW]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) [REVIEW]
Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985) [REVIEW]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]
