Annabelle Comes Home (2019) [REVIEW]
You know what movie is pretty good? The Conjuring! You know what other movie is also pretty good, but a little less good? The Conjuring 2! You know what movies […]
You know what movie is pretty good? The Conjuring! You know what other movie is also pretty good, but a little less good? The Conjuring 2! You know what movies […]
In 1979, The Amityville Horror, inspired by a book of the same name, introduced the world to what is regarded as one of the most haunted houses in the world, […]
When I first saw The Orphanage, I knew I had witnessed something special, which proved true when the film remained one of the best haunted house films of the decade. […]
Sharni Vinson sure was a badass in You’re Next, wasn’t she? I wasn’t really familiar with her until then, but she also starred in the (shitty) shark movie Bait, which I […]
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Please, for the love of god, whatever you do, do not confuse this 2016 film, The Boy, for the 2015 film The Boy. See, this film is set in England, […]
I can’t say I’m super familiar with all of Darren Lynn Bousman‘s work, but from what I have seen, it’s always been pretty stylish. Whether you like that style or […]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
Sometimes I get screeners for movies and I feel like a big shot. It means I get to see the movie before all you other losers! Hahahaha! Now that […]