The Village (2004) [REVIEW]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
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Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) [REVIEW]
A few years ago I had the opportunity to attend the Wizard World convention, featuring a cavalcade of C and D List celebrities. Having media credentials, I got to attend the […]
Bait (2012) [REVIEW]
The people who made The Grey can fuck right off. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh. I had seen trailers for The Grey and wasn’t all that happy with […]
Splice (2009) [REVIEW]
SCIENCE! Name one good thing that science has done for you lately. I dare you. No, I’m not talking about getting a text message or the invention of gravity […]
Romasanta: The Werewolf Hunt (2004) [REVIEW]
Have any of you guys seen Fast Five? Well, maybe you saw Snakes on a Plane? Alright, well, maybe you at least saw Giallo? This might seem like a […]
Bear (2010) [REVIEW]
Do you guys remember when Netflix instant first started? The selection was pretty limited so basically any browsing session involved adding ANYTHING you thought you might remotely be interested […]
Crawlspace (2012) [REVIEW]
Maybe I’ve been brainwashed by the Christmas spirit, but when I first saw that poster, I could’ve sworn that Crawlspace was going to be a Christmas movie. It’s got […]
Gremlins (1984) [REVIEW]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
Rare Exports (2010) [REVIEW]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
Jack Frost (1997) [REVIEW]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
The Wolfman Cometh 