Halloween (2007) [REVIEW]
I’ve watched this movie, or rather, attempted to watch this movie, two fucking times already and can still barely remember it. The first time was when I tried to […]
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Halloween: Resurrection (2002) [REVIEW]
Whose fucking idea was this? Goddammit. Jamie lee Curtis, as Laurie Strode, is in a mental institution. When we thought that she had killed Michael Myers in the previous […]
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) [REVIEW]
Fuuuuuuuuck me this was a pile of shit. It starts a few years after Halloween 5 left off, but Danielle Harris isn’t in this one. BULLSHIT. However, some lady […]
Halloween II (1981) [REVIEW]
And here we go! The next series of films in the popular franchise tirade of anger are going to be the Halloween films. Having already reviewed the first, fourth, and […]
Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) [REVIEW]
This one gets to the boobs and killing right away, showing Jason chasing after a naked lady, only to realize she was bait for some military task force who […]
Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) [REVIEW]
Before even getting this one started, I was really dreading it. Any time this franchise came up in conversation, everybody would make reference to this film and how ridiculous […]
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) [REVIEW]
What’s with these fucking titles? Anyways, this one involves telekinetic powers. YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I SAID, FUCKING TELEKINESIS . Some bitch who apparently has these powers gets taken to […]
Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) [REVIEW]
Remember how the last film involved the character of Tommy putting on a Jason mask and wielding a knife at his friend? Well, apparently that shit wasn’t important, because […]
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) [REVIEW]
This film marks the shit officially hitting the fan, which happens to also be made out of shit, creating a huge explosion of shit all over the place, making everyone […]
The Wolfman Cometh 