Friday the 13th (2009) [REVIEW]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
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The Strangers (2008) [REVIEW]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
Black Christmas (1974) [REVIEW]
Not to be confused with Black X-Mas from 2006 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, and Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m talking about the original. I was merely attempting to name […]
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) [REVIEW]
Believe it or not, I’ve only seen this movie a handful of times. Not because it’s bad or anything like that, but just because it is so unsettling. I went […]
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) [REVIEW]
This is the next part of the series I entitle “Movies I watched in case I bumped into Danielle Harris“. I watched half of the movie before I went […]
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) [REVIEW]
You might be wondering why I am watching this movie a good 20 years after it was originally released, and if you’ll shut up for a second, you’ll find out […]
Top Five Horror Films of 2009
Well the year ended about four months ago, but after recently being asked what my top five were, I figured I might as well post it for all to see! […]
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) [REVIEW]
This movie is technically the fifth in the Sleepaway Camp series, if you include the partially filmed fourth movie that was released in the Sleepaway Camp DVD box set. […]
The Wolfman Cometh 