Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) [REVIEW]
The first time I saw this movie was at the Music Box Massacre back in 2008 and the director, Joseph Zito, was there to do a Q & A. […]
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Friday the 13th Part III (1982) [REVIEW]
This movie was originally shown in 3-D, but I most certainly didn’t watch it in 3-D. I think watching this film in 2-D is the saving grace of it and […]
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) [REVIEW]
Don’t forget everybody, some of these franchise reviews might be a little shorter, and this one is no exception. This film opens with a recap of the ending of the […]
Friday the 13th (1980) [REVIEW]
Oh fuck. Just typing the title of this post is making me realize I have to start, and finish, another series of shitty sequels. And honestly, this is the […]
The Burning (1981) [REVIEW]
No, I am not writing a review for Rampaige’s last bowel movement. HAHAHA! Take THAT! This is a review for the MOVIE titled “The Burning“. I felt like I had […]
Maniac (1980) [REVIEW]
There are some movies that the first time you see them, you realize immediately how incredible they are. This film wasn’t one of those. The first time I saw […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
Friday the 13th (2009) [REVIEW]
I have a pretty big man boner for Alexandre Aja. I mean come on, High Tension? Awesome. The Hills Have Eyes remake? Super awesome, possibly more enjoyable than the original. […]
The Strangers (2008) [REVIEW]
I remember when I first started seeing trailers for this movie and thinking, “Oh great, a contemporary horror film, this is gonna be GREATTTTT,” in a very sarcastic tone. […]
Black Christmas (1974) [REVIEW]
Not to be confused with Black X-Mas from 2006 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, and Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m talking about the original. I was merely attempting to name […]
The Wolfman Cometh 