Wrong Turn (2003) [REVIEW]
Have I seen this movie before? Nope. Did I have the poster for this movie? Yup. Why? That’s a rhetorical question, and might only apply if you are blind, otherwise […]
Have I seen this movie before? Nope. Did I have the poster for this movie? Yup. Why? That’s a rhetorical question, and might only apply if you are blind, otherwise […]
FUCK. THIS. SHITTY. MOVIE. I know this is normally the part where I explain to readers why I watched a movie, but I really don’t know how I can get into […]
There were two things I knew before watching this movie. Okay, well I guess cumulatively I knew a little bit more than two things, but probably less than five. […]
Finally done with the series! Fuck yes! I know that I mentioned a few weeks ago that this was one of the movies I was interested in seeing, but […]
Here it is, folks, the final installment of the trilogy! This one was a whole three years in the making, instead of, well, one year in the making! I […]
This installment is definitely the one I remember the least, and was most looking forward to remembering what it was about. I saw it once in theaters, and I […]
I briefly contemplated including this film in my horror movie franchise review, but seeing as there are only three films, I guess now four, I didn’t really think it […]
Rob Zombie‘s shitfest part 2, or as the French would say, part deux. We pick up where we left off, with Laurie surviving the previous attack and being taken to […]
I’ve watched this movie, or rather, attempted to watch this movie, two fucking times already and can still barely remember it. The first time was when I tried to […]
Whose fucking idea was this? Goddammit. Jamie lee Curtis, as Laurie Strode, is in a mental institution. When we thought that she had killed Michael Myers in the previous […]