The results are in!
No, not the results of my HIV test! I have that, by the way. And no, not the test on whether or not I’m pregnant, because people with HIV can’t […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
The Social Network (2010) [REVIEW]
David Fincher, director of incredible films such as Zodiac, Fight Club, and Se7en, is directing a movie about Facebook. Wait, what the fuck? Is that really what was happening?! […]
TMNT (2007) [REVIEW]
Remember how pumped I was on this movie coming out? I do! I was a big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles growing up, and saw the first […]
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Considering I make Rampaige watch so many horror movies, it’s payback time. She is making me watch this film, and will probably try to paint my nails and braid […]
Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) [REVIEW]
This one gets to the boobs and killing right away, showing Jason chasing after a naked lady, only to realize she was bait for some military task force who […]
Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) [REVIEW]
Before even getting this one started, I was really dreading it. Any time this franchise came up in conversation, everybody would make reference to this film and how ridiculous […]
A Night of Romance with The Wolfman
I bet you’re wondering what the Wolfman does on a romantic evening such as Valentine’s Day. I bet you are already jealous of what was in store for Rampaige. Well, […]
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) [REVIEW]
What’s with these fucking titles? Anyways, this one involves telekinetic powers. YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I SAID, FUCKING TELEKINESIS . Some bitch who apparently has these powers gets taken to […]
Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) [REVIEW]
Remember how the last film involved the character of Tommy putting on a Jason mask and wielding a knife at his friend? Well, apparently that shit wasn’t important, because […]
The Wolfman Cometh 