Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) [REVIEW]
Oh great, this one takes place in the FUCKING FUTURE. Just what I finally wanted from the Hellraiser movies. We’re on a spaceship and there is a guy controlling […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) [REVIEW]
I can relate to the title of this film, because I feel that trying to get through the rest of this franchise will be hell on Earth. The Cenobite known […]
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) [REVIEW]
I am not fucking looking forward to all this Hellraiser bullshit for the next month, but I guess I brought this on myself. The chick from the first one […]
Hellraiser (1987) [REVIEW]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK. I realize that just by typing the title of this post, I understand that I now must review EVERY film in the Hellraiser franchise. I bet Rampaige is fucking […]
Rubber (2010) [REVIEW]
Before knowing that this movie was a movie, I knew it was a poster. Wait, did that make any sense? What I mean is that I saw the poster […]
Yup, I’m Seeing That
Someone asked me somewhat recently what movie I was looking forward to seeing, and I couldn’t really answer. In my head I knew there were a bunch of answers, I […]
Best Worst Movie (2009) [REVIEW]
Documentaries are hard to review, because, ya know, things like “story” are hard to judge. So are “acting” or “special effects”. I guess what it comes down to is […]
Poltergeist (1982) [REVIEW]
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie almost ten thousand times. Granted, I might never have actually seen the whole thing start to finish, well, ever, but it had […]
Grizzly Rage (2007) [REVIEW]
DO I NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY I WATCHED A MOVIE CALLED GRIZZLY RAGE? ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? Oh look, it’s that one scene where that one bear […]
Monsters (2010) [REVIEW]
I remember hearing about this movie last year, but only vague descriptions of it. I remember when I tried to get Rampaige to watch it, I told her it […]
The Wolfman Cometh 