That Time I Talked to Robert Englund – October 3, 2017
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
I really wanted to say something about finally being at the last one, but that’s not even fucking true. I guess depending on how you categorize the movies, technically […]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
Oh, what was that? You’ve got Patricia Arquette? Interesting. You’ve got Larry Fishburne? Who? OH THAT’S RIGHT, LARRY FUCKING FISHBURNE, NONE OF THAT LAURENCE FISHBURNE SHIT YET! Patricia Arquette […]
No bullshit this time about what made me watch this movie, because I already said it a few posts ago. And if you can’t remember, fuck off. Also, don’t […]