That Time I Talked to Robert Englund – October 3, 2017
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
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The Final Franchise Free-for-all!
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
New Nightmare (1994) [REVIEW]
I really wanted to say something about finally being at the last one, but that’s not even fucking true. I guess depending on how you categorize the movies, technically […]
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) [REVIEW]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
