The Happening (2008) [REVIEW]
This is the last one, I promise. There aren’t any more M. Night Shyamalan movies I really felt like watching, and the only reason I watched The Happening was […]
Category Archives: awful horror movies
Detention of the Dead (2012) [REVIEW]
I like horror movies and I like jokes, so I SHOULD love all movies that combine these two genres, right?! FUCK NO. You’d think that by doubling up on […]
Grave Encounters 2 (2012) [REVIEW]
Not only am I pretty sick of found footage movies, but there’s also a special place in my heart for films that take place in abandoned asylums that try […]
Dark Feed (2013) [REVIEW]
I know that a lot of people talk shit on The Ward, or at least, talk about how John Carpenter was just kind of phoning it in, but…wait, I […]
Haunter (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
This is it, ladies and gentlemen. Haunter is the last film of SXSW ’13 for me to review! Don’t worry, there’s still a bunch of other shit to look […]
Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) [REVIEW]
I don’t really remember how I had been recommended to watch Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare, but I’m sure as shit going to recommend it to everyone I ever see for […]
Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) [REVIEW]
A few years ago I had the opportunity to attend the Wizard World convention, featuring a cavalcade of C and D List celebrities. Having media credentials, I got to attend the […]
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) [REVIEW]
Rather than make you go back through all my posts to find out what I thought of the other installments in the Paranormal Activity franchise, I’ll try to quickly […]
Bear (2010) [REVIEW]
Do you guys remember when Netflix instant first started? The selection was pretty limited so basically any browsing session involved adding ANYTHING you thought you might remotely be interested […]
Hold Your Breath (2012) [REVIEW]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
