The Final Franchise Free-for-all!
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
Tag Archives: hellraiser
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005) [REVIEW]
Fucking finally, I can be finished with all of this bullshit. The film starts with a group of friends at the funeral of their other friend, who apparently killed […]
Hellraiser: Deader (2005) [REVIEW]
The seventh movie in the franchise has finally done what no other films in the series had done yet, which is finally cast Kari Wuhrer. Supposedly her character has […]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002) [REVIEW]
This one has a character that was in the first three movies! Whoa! And she is married to a character played by Dean Winters, also known as Ryan O’ […]
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000) [REVIEW]
Slowly making some headway on this series, I’ve crossed the halfway point! Yes! This one takes place before the previous film, and has nothing to do with outer space, […]
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) [REVIEW]
Oh great, this one takes place in the FUCKING FUTURE. Just what I finally wanted from the Hellraiser movies. We’re on a spaceship and there is a guy controlling […]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) [REVIEW]
I can relate to the title of this film, because I feel that trying to get through the rest of this franchise will be hell on Earth. The Cenobite known […]
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) [REVIEW]
I am not fucking looking forward to all this Hellraiser bullshit for the next month, but I guess I brought this on myself. The chick from the first one […]
Hellraiser (1987) [REVIEW]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK. I realize that just by typing the title of this post, I understand that I now must review EVERY film in the Hellraiser franchise. I bet Rampaige is fucking […]
