Universal Orlando Resort’s Halloween Horror Nights 2026 Haunted Houses Ranked
If you’re headed to Universal Studios Florida for Halloween Horror Nights in 2026, from Sinners to Stranger Things, here’s the houses you need to prioritize.
If you’re headed to Universal Studios Florida for Halloween Horror Nights in 2026, from Sinners to Stranger Things, here’s the houses you need to prioritize.
Not actually a free-for-all, I just really enjoy alliteration. I had no idea it would take me five fucking months to watch all of the films in some of the […]
Fucking finally, I can be finished with all of this bullshit. The film starts with a group of friends at the funeral of their other friend, who apparently killed […]
The seventh movie in the franchise has finally done what no other films in the series had done yet, which is finally cast Kari Wuhrer. Supposedly her character has […]
This one has a character that was in the first three movies! Whoa! And she is married to a character played by Dean Winters, also known as Ryan O’ Riely […]
Slowly making some headway on this series, I’ve crossed the halfway point! Yes! This one takes place before the previous film, and has nothing to do with outer space, […]
Oh great, this one takes place in the FUCKING FUTURE. Just what I finally wanted from the Hellraiser movies. We’re on a spaceship and there is a guy controlling […]
I can relate to the title of this film, because I feel that trying to get through the rest of this franchise will be hell on Earth. The Cenobite known […]
I am not fucking looking forward to all this Hellraiser bullshit for the next month, but I guess I brought this on myself. The chick from the first one […]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKK. I realize that just by typing the title of this post, I understand that I now must review EVERY film in the Hellraiser franchise. I bet Rampaige is fucking […]