Debut episode of my podcast, SEND MORE COPS
THAT’S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT’S THE “SEND MORE COPS” PODCAST, HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY. It’s hard to turn off the caps lock while looking at that image, but here it […]
Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Nerds + Nerds – Nerds vs. Nerds = NERDS
I’ll admit that the subject of this post doesn’t really make any sense. After my time at the Music Box Massacre over the weekend, and seeing how many horror nerds […]
Music Box Massacre 7 Recap
This past Saturday, Oct. 15th, I entered myself into a world of pain by subjecting myself to the 7th annual Music Box Massacre, a 24 hour horror movie marathon, sure […]
Comic Books: Words or Pictures?
Yes, I know they are a combination of both words AND pictures, you fucking idiot. I understand that without the art, these would just be a collection of short stories, […]
Trailer Review for The Avengers
Whoa boy! Iron Man 3 sure does look exciting! Wait, this isn’t Iron Man 3? Could have fooled me! The biggest thing that I was worried about, and I’m sure […]
Sorry guys, but I’m not dead
I know that’s what you’ve all been thinking! You’ve been wondering why it’s taken me so long to post ANYTHING here at all, and there’s two reasons. The first reason […]
DC’s new Batman and Birds of Prey [REVIEW]
Batman This title set the internet on fire when it was released this week, if by “internet” I am referring to “comic book websites”. A lot of people were claiming […]
Abduction Movie Poster: Negating Art and/or Science Since 2011
Well, of course I won’t be seeing this movie. What are you, an idiot? I think I accidentally saw the trailer and it looked terrible, and it really just seems […]
My Favorite Pixar Films
You already think I’ve gone soft, haven’t you? HAVEN’T YOU?! Well, that’s assuming I was hard in the first place, and–nevermind just realized I am too immature to finish this […]
Mega Mini Reviews!
Strange nonsensical juxtaposition with the title of this post, I know, but I just wanted to combine “mini” and “mega” because alliteration is fun. Remember last week when I gave […]
The Wolfman Cometh 