Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) [REVIEW]
This one gets to the boobs and killing right away, showing Jason chasing after a naked lady, only to realize she was bait for some military task force who […]
Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) [REVIEW]
Before even getting this one started, I was really dreading it. Any time this franchise came up in conversation, everybody would make reference to this film and how ridiculous […]
Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) [REVIEW]
What’s with these fucking titles? Anyways, this one involves telekinetic powers. YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I SAID, FUCKING TELEKINESIS . Some bitch who apparently has these powers gets taken to […]
Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) [REVIEW]
Remember how the last film involved the character of Tommy putting on a Jason mask and wielding a knife at his friend? Well, apparently that shit wasn’t important, because […]
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) [REVIEW]
This film marks the shit officially hitting the fan, which happens to also be made out of shit, creating a huge explosion of shit all over the place, making everyone […]
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) [REVIEW]
The first time I saw this movie was at the Music Box Massacre back in 2008 and the director, Joseph Zito, was there to do a Q & A. […]
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) [REVIEW]
This movie was originally shown in 3-D, but I most certainly didn’t watch it in 3-D. I think watching this film in 2-D is the saving grace of it […]
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) [REVIEW]
Don’t forget everybody, some of these franchise reviews might be a little shorter, and this one is no exception. This film opens with a recap of the ending of […]
Friday the 13th (1980) [REVIEW]
Oh fuck. Just typing the title of this post is making me realize I have to start, and finish, another series of shitty sequels. And honestly, this is the […]
