Scream 3 (2000) [REVIEW]
Here it is, folks, the final installment of the trilogy! This one was a whole three years in the making, instead of, well, one year in the making! I […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002) [REVIEW]
This one has a character that was in the first three movies! Whoa! And she is married to a character played by Dean Winters, also known as Ryan O’ Riely […]
Insidious (2011) [REVIEW]
Whoa! From the people who brought me Saw AND Paranormal Activity?! Those are the greatest creative horror minds of the past decade! How could I NOT see this?! The […]
Altered (2006) [REVIEW]
This is the second movie from one of the creators of The Blair Witch Project, which is a movie I think is a lot of fun, but this one […]
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) [REVIEW]
Oh great, this one takes place in the FUCKING FUTURE. Just what I finally wanted from the Hellraiser movies. We’re on a spaceship and there is a guy controlling […]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) [REVIEW]
I can relate to the title of this film, because I feel that trying to get through the rest of this franchise will be hell on Earth. The Cenobite known […]
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) [REVIEW]
I am not fucking looking forward to all this Hellraiser bullshit for the next month, but I guess I brought this on myself. The chick from the first one […]
Rubber (2010) [REVIEW]
Before knowing that this movie was a movie, I knew it was a poster. Wait, did that make any sense? What I mean is that I saw the poster […]
Halloween II (2009) [REVIEW]
Rob Zombie‘s shitfest part 2, or as the French would say, part deux. We pick up where we left off, with Laurie surviving the previous attack and being taken to […]
Jason X (2001) [REVIEW]
I remember first seeing the previews for this movie and thinking “Oh man, that’s so dumb to call it Jason X, there aren’t even ten movies!”. Little did I […]
